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ManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Aug 18, 2011Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.
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- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 17, 2012Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself -Leo Tolstoy.ReagierenAntworten
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Apr 22, 2012Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Yeah, an oldie but a goodie!ReagierenAntworten - TH
Apr 22, 2012A secret is something you tell to only one person at a time.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 22, 2012
There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.
ReagierenAntworten - THApr 22, 2012Never do card tricks for the group you play poker withReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserApr 22, 2012[quote]Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with
[/quote]And, never poker, when her husband is there.ReagierenAntworten - BI
Apr 26, 2012Let me start off with my definition of "funny": Some else's pain, shame or misfortune. The more aware you are of it the funnier it is.
About 15 years ago a co-worker told me his most awkward moment was when his girlfriend handed him a pair of tweezers and a flashlight. He asked her what were they were for. She told him she lost the string on her tampon and wanted him to get it out of her.
BobReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserMay 4, 2012
I think you should have posted that on one of the joke threads, Bob.
ReagierenAntworten - THJun 6, 2012I don't think animal testing is a good idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJun 6, 2012[quote]I don't think animal testing is a good idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.[/quote]Just like blondes, then.ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 1, 2012The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 1, 2012
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a carReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 2, 2012WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 3, 2012Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 27, 2012A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.ReagierenAntworten
- THJul 27, 2012An optimist says the glass is half full... a pessimist says the glass is half empty.
I don't care if its half empty or half full. I wanna know, "Are there free refills?"ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserJul 28, 2012
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 2, 2012A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserAug 6, 2012
Being defeated is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent.
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ReagierenAntworten - MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 22, 2012A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.ReagierenAntworten
- MAManOfWicklowUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 28, 2012Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.ReagierenAntworten