Post #12johngwUltra NudistDo not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may differ. GBS RE: Restroom HumorOde to a pay toiletHere I sit brokenhearted,Paid a quarter to shit and only fartedI first heard this when it was only 10 cents.Actually the first time I heard it it was a "nickel".
In the UK it's still a penny - even though the charge has increased fiftyfold since then.
One I remember from a toilet wall:
Linda likes
Cockswell Inn
Tillet
Herts
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RE: Restroom HumorSign above urinal
We aim to please, you aim too please.
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RE: Restroom HumorNo matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop won't fall till you put it in your pants.
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RE: Restroom HumorYou can shake it, You can brake it, You can bang it against the wall,
But you gotta put it in your pants to make that last drop fall.
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RE:Restroom HumorThose who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
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Post #18ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Restroom HumorWritten on wall above urinals. If you're reading this,you're peeing on your shoes.
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RE: Restroom HumorI remember two things written on the bathroom wall in a coffeehouse in Berkeley back in the day. Each line was written by another person:
"Money is how people without talent keep score."
"Yeah, I don't have a job either."
"Jesus Saves"
"Moses invests."
And one that younger people might not get, not experiencing a world with trading stamps:
"Jesus Saves"
"Green Stamps"
"That's why he's the Great Redeemer."
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RE:Restroom HumorOn a New York urinal wall:
This a teepee
For you to peepee
Not a wigwam
To beat your tomtom.
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RE:Restroom HumorWritten above a urinal:
"What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand."
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