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The Music Of Your Life.Is there a song that is significant in your life?What is it and why?Mine isRay Charles, I Cant Stop Loving You.We met at work. She was married with children, so was I.We feel instantly in love. We never really consummated our love affair.A few stolen kisses. Many long phone calls. The one that got away.
ANNIE HERE:
Reba's "You're the first time i've thought about leaving"
Why did the chicken cross the street?
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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Chickens Can't Cross the Road
There is a place in the United States where chickens cant cross the road. In the town of Quitman, Georgia, it is illegal for chickens to cross the road. If caught, the chicken owners can be held liable
Not true in my experience - my son had a school friend with no legs who could get around very effectively without artificial legs and also competed in marathons in his wheelchair, successfully completing many including the London and Boston ones in times comparable to the leading runners.Where do you find a person with no legs?Right where u left them
Laying out at a Nude Beach yesterday when a cock ring goes rolling down the hill. A millisecond later the owner is trying to chase it like a frisbee that is on a run-away roll down the hill. As the owner is chasing it, someone else notices and yells out "Cock Ring on the Roll". The whole place just goes up in laughter. The owner also joined in laughing, but I could only imagine how mortified I would have felt on the inside, which was why when I first saw things going down, I just looked to see how things would workout and not say anything.
Someone in the crowd asked why anyone would wear a cockring in public, my thought was the same reason a person wears an earring, or other jewelry. People wear rings and bling, so when Naked, what's wrong with a little bling ring on your naked parts.
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