Random thoughts and jokes

One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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Only straight people can give birth to gay children

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Only straight people can give birth to gay childrenWhat about the vicar's wife ?

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That's what she said before the bed broke.

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Try having a positive attitude, it may not solve your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.

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When I was younger sex kept me thin, not doing it, running around trying to get it.Yes it also kept me thin, running away from all the mad husbands.

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I noticed I was repeating myself lately, then I remembered,
Its summertime, everything is in re-runs.

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I noticed I was repeating myself lately,What did you say, what did you say, what did you ?

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I don't know. I don't remember. What?

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Ididn't say anything.

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