RE: Random thoughts and jokesAfter all is said, plagiarize.
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Post #23ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen in doubt, sit on toilet before farting.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex-wife phoned me and criticized the way I was dressed on a local TV Show.
It was COPS and I was being arrested.
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Post #27ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA Blonde lost her memory, now she's forgotten how to act dumb.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn ex is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering,
but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Post #30ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI thought I was going to be a happily married man,until then my wife decided to live with me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrasment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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