Boob Job

Wifey: I want a breast enlargement.
Hubby: What does that cost?
Wifey: $10,000.
Hubby: WHAT!!!!!!?
Wife: Yes! ..... EACH!
Hubby: That's CRAZY. Try toilet paper. Rub your tits with toilet paper once a day.
Wifey: How's rubbing toilet paper gonna work?
Hubby: I don't know. But you've been doing it for years on your ass -- And it's HUGE!

• Flag
• Edit
• Delete
• Quote
• Reply