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If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.

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If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.

And the ones being "sold" by those other scam companies aren't worth the electricity it takes to run your phone to talk to them about it. They don't cover anything like they say they do. If you got one of those extended warranties from a telemarketer you are a sucker and will find it out when you need to get car repair work paid for. I know several people who fell for those rip-offs. I do my own vehicle repair, so I don't fall for those calls.

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A bad day with a Bald Head is Better than a good day with a Man Bun.

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I had sex for3 hours last night. We role played as a Doctor and Patient..l was in the waiting room for 2 hrs and 55 mins.

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I just saw the little boy next door licking whipped cream off the cat.... Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.

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Lol

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I was laying in bed last night. My wife said, Honey, make me scream with one finger...so l poked her in the eye.

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This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.

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This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.
Up hill in both directions!

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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.

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