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I was laying in bed last night. My wife said, Honey, make me scream with one finger...so l poked her in the eye.

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This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.

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This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.
Up hill in both directions!

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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.

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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.

Over your cold and lifeless body!

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She will laugh maybe one day but not right away.
But still funny.

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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.Over your cold and lifeless body!

Because you gave her something to strangle you with ;-)

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I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn't like my attitude... and l got caught drinking on the job.

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Oh damn! The biggest reason I didn't become a gynecologist is because I like eating on the job!

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I can relate.

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