Post #5922hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf you eat an entire cake without cutting it....you technically only had one piece.
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Post #5932hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayIf you've ever found yourself in an argument about how you're not arguing..... you might be married.
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Post #5942hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayWhen a woman says correct me if I'm wrong... Do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
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Post #5952hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayCondoms do not guarantee safe sex, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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RE:Quote of the dayIf you want your neighbors to build a privacy fence and save you the expense, start doing all of your yard work nude!
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Post #5972hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayThe best part about this post is that by the time you've finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it
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RE:Quote of the dayMasks & Condoms do work; so Hubby doesn't realize the guy died smiling.
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Post #5992hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayFinally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just open the door and pushed her out.
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Post #6002hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI asked my wife, why don't you tell me when you orgasm? She replied, because I don't like calling you at work.
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Post #6012hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the daySex is only dirty if you do it right
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