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Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.Maybe it's time for a trade-in?

My friend's truck started making whining sounds, after filling the rear end with gear oil, the whining sounds stopped. Perhaps you could try this with your wife to see if it helps.

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If you didn't get it from the horses mouth...stop listening to the ass who told you.

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Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe l won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.

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I suck in bed.........l also lick and bite.

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Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!

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Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!

Love it!!! Pour me one, please?

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Whenever l tell someone where l live, they say, omg that's so far away...l'm like calm down, l'm not inviting you over.

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New study shows that 80% of married men can not fall asleep after sex because they still have to drive home.

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My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix...I just renewed subscription for 10 years.

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Ladies, find a man who will stroke your hair and say how soft it is and doesn't care it's on your legs.

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