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Have you ever noticed that a woman's.......... I'll be ready in 5 minutes,
and a man's......... I'll be home in 5 minutes,
Are exactly the same!!

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Wait till I tell my wife this one. I better be ready to duck.

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There is no need to repeat yourself..... I ignored you just fine the first time.

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Me Behave?........Seriously?

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Real friends show me their Boobs.....True friends let me touch them.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, that is if I die next Thursday.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.

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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.

Or thinking it's Thursday when it's actually Friday, and going in to work the next day.

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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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