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Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

No one is TOTALLY useless, they can always serve as a bad example.

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I really don't mind coming in to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.

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As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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My day starts backwards.......
I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...... but by then it was too late!!!

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Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid.....but it can muffle the sound.

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Ha! I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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At my age, "Getting Lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!

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Nice one Bill :D

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