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YES, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign.............I just didn't see you.

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I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.

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Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.

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Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

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I wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere!!!

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I need to go on a medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

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If you can't convince them........ confuse them.

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If you can't convince them........ confuse them.

I think that is the motto of our elected officials.

:)

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If you can't convince them........ confuse them.

If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit.

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My goal this weekend... is to move just enough... so people don't think I'm dead.

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