What do men and pantyhose have in common?

I thought this might be an interesting conversation tidbit that both men and ladies would like to contribute, preferably, a humorous comparison! Let's try to keep it "under control" with the comments,please!!

Of course, I will start it off by something I have heard relating to this topic:
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
Anybody else or is this a dead issue?

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simple

Simple:
They both make women feel good right up to their crotch.

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RE: simple

they never really are a perfect fit

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RE: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Give support even when not needed !!!!

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RE: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

goes to piece at the first sign of........

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RE: simple

they never really are a perfect fit
Thanks for your perception Boris965!
That is about as close as most folks may get to a plain simple answer...lol!

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RE: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

They both have the ability to irritate ...
Sounds like you may have a lot of valid experience Aussiegirl!
Thanks for yourtime and thoughts to post on this and the Bra and Panties topic!

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RE: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Give support even when not needed !!!!
I agree with this assessment also!
I have experience with this answer many times over!

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RE: What do men and pantyhose have in common?

They both have the ability to irritate ...
.... other men in the vicinity.

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What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Soon the question will be; "What are pantyhose?" Here in Arizona its been years since I've seen women wearing them, Summer or Winter. The bare leg look is in.

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