RE: MarriageI've been in love with the same woman for 49 years.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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Post #43ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Marriage50% of marriages end in divorce, the other 50% can't afford it.
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RE: Marriage50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.
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Post #45ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Marriage50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.
What you're saying is, Hitman is cheaper than divorce.
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Post #46ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageMarriage should be on a 12 monthly renewable contract. Just think what it would save on divorce cost.
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Post #47Jim5161TextileBe who you are and comfortable RE: MarriageA man got married, before the ceremony the Justice of the Peace asked him a question.
"Do you know why the man stands on the right side of the woman?" He asked.
The man pondered this for a moment, "Because he is the Right one for her" he said with confidence.
The Justice of the Peace smiled, patted the man on the shoulder and shook his head. "No, my friend, it is because it will be the last time you are right to her"
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RE: MarriageA Bros Code of Honor: Its always Bros before Hos.
Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with seduction as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.
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RE: MarriageA husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half of the money & leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your shit and get out!"
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RE: MarriageI've been in love with the same woman for 38 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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