Post #72ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Marriage JokesMy wife said she needed more space. I bought her a one-way ticket to the moon.
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Post #73ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageMy wife wanted more space, so I locked her outside.
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RE: MarriageMy wife thinks Junk" is one of the Basic Food Groups, along with "Fast", "Frozen" and "Chocolate".
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Post #75ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageMarriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
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Post #76ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageA little boy asked his father " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " The father repled " I don't know son, I'm still paying "
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RE: MarriageTwo guys having a drink in a bar.
First guy asked his friend, "If you were given a choice to change something you had done, what would you change?"
Second guy said, "I wouldn't have bet all my money on the presidential election."
"Did you lose a lot of money?" his friend asked sympathetically.
"No, I made a lot of money, he muttered. "But, I used it to buy an engagement ring.
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RE: MarriageWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Post #79ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageMarriage- The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
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RE: MarriageWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Post #81ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageWhen a man marries a woman, they become one..... One hell of a nightmare.
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