Alien civilization blocks humanity after receiving unsolicited nudes

Funny satirical article from the Beaverton:

Immediately regretting opening the strange message attached to an oblong metallic object marked PIONEER found floating in space, a distant alien civilization blocked all of humanity on Thursday, remarking that unsolicited nude photos especially ones from inferior bi-pedal species are super gross.

Full article here.

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