Naked in Noosa

First trip to Noosa. Arrived on a Friday. Headed to the pub. Bar packed with tradies wearing short shorts. Had a couple of beers. Needed a piss. Standing pissing at the trough with my boardies around my ankles when a tall, sinewy blond came in. Just wearing Speedoes. Dropped them down to his ankles and was pissing away. Turned to me with a smirk, as though to say "yeah, mate, this is how us real blokes piss, eh?" December 1970. Never forgotten it.

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