Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a
positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a
crumby day and kneads a lift.

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RE: Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

not half baked at all got a rise out of it LOL

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Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

Oureyes are glazed over with grief but we'll never forget his wonderful aroma.

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RE: Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

do you think he would turnover in his grave knowing we made these comments
or Jellyroll with it ?

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RE: Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

Great story, thanks for sharing. The true meaning of website cookies.

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RE:Strange Unfortunate Death: Pillsbury Doughboy Gone

Well, actually he is almost 52 years old and his name is Poppin' Fresh

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