Things NOT to do in the nude

Since we have a section for things to do in the nude, I thought it might be fun to list things you should never do. I'll start this with the obvious.
One should never, ever fry bacon while nude. This one I recently learned the hard way.

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One should never, ever fry bacon while nude. This one I recently learned the hard way.

I fry my bacon and do pretty much all my cooking sans clothing. Single guy so only cooking for one. I put 4 slices of bacon
in a pie pan and nuke it for 4 minutes then transfer the almost crispy bacon to paper towels and nuke another minute or so
Result splatter free crispy and non greasy bacon.

As for things i won't do nude is wear clothing. Other than that if I can get away with doing it nude I either have done it or will if the opportunity comes up.

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