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If blondes are supposed to be thick, why do we see so many skinny ones ?

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If you throw a cat out of the house, does it
become kitty litter?

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If a woman is working topless at a watch repair shop, would she be abreast of the times.

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Why do vegitarians eat monkey nuts ?

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In tennis, love = nought. Does that mean a man should nought his wife.

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If elephants could fly, would they be called Jumbo Jets ?

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Why is it that if you tell someone there are 1 billion stars in the universe they will believe you,
but if you tell them a wall has wet paint they will have to touch it to be sure?

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It takes a man 9 months to escape from the womb,and he spends most of his life trying to get back into it.

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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Ask the barmaid !

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