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If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?
In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.
Yes we have speed cameras, but not with a shutter speed of 186,000 miles per second
That explains why I've never been done for speeding.

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If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?

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If aspirin doses are always "Take Two," why not increase the size so we only need to take ONE?

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Us red necks do. Well, it is a season isn't it? Yankees come south for the winter and damn yankees move there! (as I did)

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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
You get a speeding ticketNo silly,... every one knows time stands still at that point!

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I hate these hiccups

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I'm pondering on what to post.

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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

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