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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillips Screwdriver?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
That depends on who's doing the holding.

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Mirrior, Mirrior, on the wall!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Food for thought. Eat lots of brains.

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When you can't remember how many drinks you've had, it means you're drunk.

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THAT'S NOT MY JOB

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that Everyone wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

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THAT'S NOT MY JOBThis is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that Everyone wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.The everyday life of your average politician.

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Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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