Wise Words of the Day

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Post #102 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Wise Words of the Day

by thomasstierneyTextile

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

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Post #103 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Wise Words of the Day

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker withAnd, never poker, when her husband is there.

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Post #104 BitFlipperBobUndies OnlyThe most difficult lesson to learn in life is to accept yourself as you are, to be you and stop...

RE: Wise Words of the Day

by BitFlipperBobTextile

Let me start off with my definition of "funny": Some else's pain, shame or misfortune. The more aware you are of it the funnier it is.
About 15 years ago a co-worker told me his most awkward moment was when his girlfriend handed him a pair of tweezers and a flashlight. He asked her what were they were for. She told him she lost the string on her tampon and wanted him to get it out of her.
Bob

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