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Jokes about the Wife

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but I came home drunk the other night and made love to the bulldog.

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Post #2 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

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My wife is so ugly I put a picture of her on top of the mantle piece to keep the kids away from the fire.

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Post #3 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Jokes about the Wife

by ManOfWicklowTextile

My wife is so ugly, she stuck her head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

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Post #4 TonyJ63Super Nudist

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by TonyJ63Textile

There was a knock at the door.
Two policemen were there, one help up a photo and asked "Is this your wife sir?"
"Yes it is" I replied
He then said "I'm sorry sir, it looks like she's been hit by a bus"
"I know" I said "but she's really good with the kids"

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Post #5 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

My wife is so ugly, the doctor said she would have to see the vet.
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Post #6 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

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The "Til death do us part" wording of the ceremony was a problem my wife just wouldn't die.

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Post #7 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Jokes about the Wife

by ManOfWicklowTextile

You ALL need a good spanking!!! BY YOUR WIVES!!! pffffffffI'm thinking of getting my wife a whip for christmas, well she does look like a horse, he,he,

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