Jokes about the Wife

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Post #32 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my pockets.

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Post #33 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

My wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.

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Post #34 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

My wife has a terrible memory, she never forgets anything.

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Post #35 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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My wife's teeth are like stars, they come out every night.

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Post #36 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Yes, there's nothing worse than to have a lovely appetising starter, only to be let down by the main course.
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Post #37 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had the waitress.

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Post #38 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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# 45
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Post #39 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

short wife joke. I married a midget.
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Post #40 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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# 47
My ex-wife failed to appear in divorce court time after time until my lawyer solved the problem;
he drew a pentagram on the floor and chanted, "I summon thee" three times.

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Post #41 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

# 47My ex-wife failed to appear in divorce court time after time until my lawyer solved the problem;he drew a pentagram on the floor and chanted, "I summon thee" three times.
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Your wife must have been related to my mother-in-law.

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