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Some people are alive . . . only because it's illegal to kill them.

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A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

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A Texan schoolboy who was studying Greek Mythology?
When the teacher asked him to name something that was
half-man and half-beast he replied
"Buffalo Bill."

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Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad.

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Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad.Chocolate with salad cream, yes, that sounds good.

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When the kids texted me "plz" which is shorter than please. I texted back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

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I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt

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I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.It took him two hours to pass me the saltDinner would be cold and stale-mate, I would check in somewhere else before I got bored waiting.

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I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen and there was a checkered tablecloth.It took him two hours to pass me the saltDinner would be cold and stale-mate, I would check in somewhere else before I got bored waiting.I stuck him with the check mate.

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