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Post #142 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

After three years of marriage, my ex was still questioning me about my past.
She PROMISED she wouldn't get angry, if I told her how many women I had slept with.
I once again trusted her.
"Okay," I said, "Let me think, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
She broke her promise and my nose.

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Post #143 EvansBetterHalfUndies OnlyGet real and in the here and now, or the freak out of my face.

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by EvansBetterHalfTextile

Bumping past the garbage.....thanks again guys for the laughs

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Post #144 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

Bumping past the garbage.....thanks again guys for the laughsYour welcome. Thanks for the Bump.

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Post #145 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

My philosophy about a regular exercise program? No Pain - Good.

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Post #146 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

{Did you ever wonder why all Yoga Studios smell the way they do?}
Want to know?
While lying on your back slowly bring both of your knees slowly to your chest. oops
Repeat. oops.
30 or 40 people doing the same thing day in and day out.
Breathe deep y'all

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