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Q: What's the difference between love, true love, andshowing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,

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I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature tohave a home of their own.

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Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid.

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There's a huge brouhaha in Britain over thesurreptitious use of horse meat to supplement beef sales.
It has, however,allowed the customer more options.
You can not only order your burger to go,
but also to "Win", "Place", or "Show".

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I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

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I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.Most of them should be wearing a straight jacket.

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Life is like a penis. Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard

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Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like; "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister....

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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