There's a clothing-optional resort near me. When I say, "Clothing-optional," let me make it clear that it is 100% clothing optional. There are no areas of the resort that require nudity -- not even the pool, hot tub, or sauna. If you want to wear clothing, wear clothing. And there are no areas of the resort that required clothing -- not even the registration office or the cafe. Want to eat in the nude, then eat in the nude.

It's for men only regardless of orientation.

One of many things that makes this place so amazing is that men are totally free to be men and have male bodies. Cocks and balls are always acceptable. Erections (though seldom seen) are a non-issue. Pop a boner? Whatever! Want to sport it around. Have at it. Doing so may have the possibility of garnering you more attention than you desire, but no one is going to be offended by it or tell you to cover it up.

None of this should change in the presence of women -- sadly, that's not the case.

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