The Nude Lawnmower
Power or manual? Sit or walk-behind? Bagged or mulched? Neatly-trimmed or more natural? This is a group to discuss lawn care, to compare equipment (but guys, lets keep talk about deck height within reason, ok?) and to horse around; all while nude, of course
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Return to DiscussionsHello all.I've joined and uploaded all the lawn mowing and maintenance mowing pictures I can find to get the media going.What about uploading yours?
I've just joined to but probably shouldn't be. The amount of grass that I can mow nude is in the back and literally takes about 2 minutes to do. Add in weed wacking and hedge trimming (which is only done every so often) and it adds up to maybe 10 minutes? Then I have to take the mower out of the nudist area and requires getting dressed again. I guess I could hose myself off and extend the time a bit.
Just joined as well but to be perfectly honest, I don't mow our lawn anymore.
We replaced our backyard lawn with artificial turf and putting green. We both practice putting while nude! Our front yard is taken care of by a guy we've had doing our front yard landscape maintenance for over 10 years. He just blows the backyard of all the leaves from trees and bushes we have providing us with the necessary privacy for full use, while naked, of the backyard.
I do all our cutting, trimming, pruning and clean up in the backyard while naked. New computer so I'll have to get some pics off the old computer to post. I can always use any and all tips and advise on landscaping!
Just joined as well but to be perfectly honest, I don't mow our lawn anymore.
We replaced our backyard lawn with artificial turf and putting green. We both practice putting while nude!
Great idea Andy. I have a septic hill and thought about doing that back when I was playing golf a lot, maybe putting in a sand trap as well but never did.
After we sell this one we are planning on building another and it will have a septic hill as well. Maybe I'll get it done then. :-)
Just joined as well but to be perfectly honest, I don't mow our lawn anymore.We replaced our backyard lawn with artificial turf and putting green. We both practice putting while nude!Great idea Andy. I have a septic hill and thought about doing that back when I was playing golf a lot, maybe putting in a sand trap as well but never did.After we sell this one we are planning on building another and it will have a septic hill as well. Maybe I'll get it done then. :-)
I thought about a small sand trap and it was feasible but we have a few stray cats or house cats roaming the neighborhood and I didn't want them using my sand trap as a litter box. Would have been a PITA to always cover it when not in use. It's a lot of fun to use and even better when we use it naked. We have had nudist friends come and stay and say that they've always wanted to play a round of golf naked but since they can't, putting naked is the next best thing!
I kind of miss mowing our backyards naked. We've mowed the backyard at all three of the homes we've purchased and I was mowing naked with three of the rental homes we lived in before we bought our first home. I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.
I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.
Why not?
I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.Why not?
Let's see I was all of 23 at the time and not that well versed in being open about being a nudist. If I knew then, what I know now, I would have been naked every time I saw her, after I got the supposed go ahead! :DDDD
I had one land lady, in her 70's, watch me mow our lawn in some short dolphin shorts without a liner, shirtless and barefoot. She came up afterwards and said, "you're almost naked!" I replied, "almost :D! I most likely would be if I didn't have an audience." She said, "honey, I don't mind!" I didn't take her up on the offer.Why not?Let's see I was all of 23 at the time and not that well versed in being open about being a nudist. If I knew then, what I know now, I would have been naked every time I saw her, after I got the supposed go ahead! :DDDD
I remember those small running shorts back in the day. Wore them all the time mowing the lawn, usually commando. Left very little to the imagination. in this pic I was probably 31 and 145 pounds. I've around doubled in years but sure glad I haven't doubled in weight. HAHA!
Yup! That's them! :DDDD
Mine were red with two white strips. My wife used to say, "you're leaving nothing to the imagination!" ;D
I've not got a pair of black mesh ones I wear out front from time to time. I've also doubled, almost tripled in age since that incident with the land lady and put on considerable amount of lbs since them. Those were my post Navy days and I weighed about 150 and was in really good shape. Most people, nowadays would scream for me to put something on! :DDDDDDD