Todays Nude Joke

Everyone needs a good laugh to get through your day. Please share your Jokes, Fun stories, Fun Pictures, and what ever makes you smile

Quote of the day

I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

Cartoons!

A place for cartoons with a nude or clothing-optional theme.

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Church

While enjoying a Church service one fine Sunday in the second row, an elderly woman sitting in the front row leaned to her husband and said I just did a silent fart, what do I do? The whole back row said put new batteries in your hearing aid.

Freeballing

If someone gets rid of all of their underwear, have they been debriefed?

Unintended Suggestion

Saw this in an ad. It could have a different meaning if you don't click on the link represented by the last two words. With a 5" inseam, RedHead Beachcomber shorts are a little easier to move, hike, and Show more.

Golf Anyone?

I got fired from my job because I put my dick in the golf ball washer. My wife laughed, she said she didn't like me working at the golf course anyway. She asked, what happened to the golf ball washer? Well, she got fired too.

Technology

I was visiting my son's house the other day, and I asked him for a newspaper, he said no one reads newspapers anymore, he said here use my iPad. I said okay and that fly didn't know what hit him.

Rodeo Style Sex

Get your wife up on the bed on all fours. Mount her from behind. Grab a breast with each hand. Say, "These are almost as nice as your sister's." Try to hang on for thirty seconds.

Not exactly a joke .. but could be funny

Time for a lighthearted look at ourselves as naturists. How about finishing this sentence with something that makes you smile? YOU KNOW YOURE A NATURIST WHEN To start the ball rolling heres one from me: YOU KNOW YOURE A NATURIST WHEN .. a...

question of the day

If Dr. Jekyll goes to a nude beach does he tan his Hyde?

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