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Well..we might as well get a Fresh start on the New Year of 2021, with our very own New Years Resolution by just saying it, like it is ( Which we do, most of the time LOL).So much precious time is being wasted by us all, as we all get older..by keeping what we all Love to do, a Big Secret, from the others, who we think won't be able to handle what we might do for Fun ( Behind closed doors, that is ). No Shocker here..but..we would prefer to call ourselves Open Minded Swingers who happen to LOVE the SUN, as opposed to be pretending to be just Vanilla / Conservative / Up Tight / Hypercritical / Closed Minded Nudists. We were always under the impression, that every Nudist would be the most "Open Minded" people in the entire world, but unfortunately, that is just not the case. As very experienced Swingers, we are on this site, because we Love to be Naked 24 - 7 and we also Love Baking in the Sun for hours on end, at our Favourite Nude resorts and at our Favourite Nude beaches. We are not on here looking to meet other Swingers, or to look for Fresh Meat and New Recruits as some would like to think, when ever it comes to hearing that another Sun Loving couple are Swingers. LOL There is a statistic out there... that states..... that 70% of All Nudists are either Open Minded "Discrete" Swingers, or they are Secretive "Closet" Swingers, or that they are all wanting to try Swinging ...yet Everyone who says that they are Open Minded Nudists, are all in total denial, when ever asked, or when ever the Topic of Swinging comes up. Everyone always "Pretends", that they are all so Shocked, when ever Swinging amongst Nudists comes up. Yes people, in spite of your consistent denials, it is going on ( behind closed doors ) and we do agree that 70% of the couples that we have met, are definitely into being very Naughty, once the Sun goes down and the doors are closed. So having said that, We are a very open minded and a sexy looking couple, who are always wanting to meet other like minded new friends, while away on our Sunny Vacations, and for our kind of Private Lifestyle Fun. We are not into Drugs at all of any kind , we are not into Excessive Alcohol, Smokers, or Gambling at all, and we are definitely not Party people. We Love Sports of all kinds, and have seasons tickets for various Professional teams in our home town. We are definitely not Party people and Boozers, at all. We would rather just BAKE in the sun, by the edge of the pool while reading a good book...as opposed to seeing how much Booze we can Drink and consume.....while seeing how many times we can laugh uncontrollably about Nothing, while obviously getting more and more intoxicated with the other drinking couples....in the shallow end of the Pool! LOL We often wonder....with all of the Alcohol that these people Drink...all day long...how come???....None of these couples. ever get out of the Pool....to take a PEE? Yup......these types of couples are Definitely....Class acts! LOL Drinking all day long....while Peeing in the Pool...all day long.....is not our style.....that is for sure!! LOL Just had to get that DIG in there.....we see it, each and every time, that we go away on Holidays. Adults acting and behaving like 7 year old kids.....but....these 7 year olds..NEED their constant Booze, in order to lose their inhibitions to be the Open Minded Nudists that they claim to be! Sad.....but True! Did we mention, that we Love to just Bake by the Pool....while reading a Good Book....while enjoying the Peace and Quiet of the resort ? LOL Just to clarify, we are "Open Minded" Swingers, but we do not do the Full Swap thing, sad to say. lol SHE does not share HIM with any other woman, yet she is allowed to play with who ever she wants to play with. Now that you know, that we are definitely not, your average BORING, Conservative, Up Tight Nudist, who all Pretend to be so Open Minded yet they are all in Total Denial of having any desire or interest in Swinging, or with having any sexual attraction to any one else, or having Fun with other like minded Discrete couples, once the sun goes down. Life is way to short, to just not finally admit, that we are all looking ( All of Us ) to add some Sexy Spice and Sexy Fun and Sexy Adventures to our Naked Fun in the Sun..while we are all "Pretending" to be just Nudists. We are NOT Closed Minded Nudists, but we are Swingers, who LOVE being Naked in the Sun or at Home. or where ever being Naked is possible. We would rather Openly admit to others that we are Swingers, as opposed to telling others that we are Nudists. Swinging sounds like FUN, where as telling anyone in the Vanilla World that you are a Nudist, just sounds really Creepy to most out there. Survey says, that 70% of "ALL" Nudists are Swingers or they all want to be. At least we admit it! LOL
We always find it to be Funny, when the more Up Tight Insecure Nudists always think, that if another couple is into Swinging, that it means that they are constantly on the search for New Fresh Meat, as they always like to say and think. lol
Nothing could ever be further from the truth.
Everything is about Chemistry, so 99.99999999% of all the couples out there on this site, have absolutely NOTHING to ever worry about, when it comes to any Swinging Couple ever wanting to approach any of them, in their Life Times. lol
Once again we Laugh, when these couples always think, that they are going to be Lusted after, by anyone.
It is just not going to ever happen.
People always find their own kind, no matter where they might be at.
Boring people attract other Boring People.
Drinkers and Party People always will attract other Drinkers and Party People.
Packer Fans will always attract other Packer Fans.
Discrete Swingers will always attract other Discrete Swingers.
Sooooo.....there is NEVER EVER any need, for any of the "Out of Shape" / "Fat" "Pasty White" Unattractive and Unkept Nudists to ever think, that anyone and we do mean....Anyone..... is ever going to approach them, for anything.
It is just not ever going to happen.
Ok.....enough said about your Fantasies and False impressions.
EVERY Married Couple or Every Attached Couple, is always wanting to add some Naughty SECRET Spice, to their own relationships.
Most Nudists are just in "Total Denial" of this very basic want and need, that every married couple has.
Some of us, just admit it! lol
Best Wishes to everyone for a Healthy and a SAFE 2021
Hopefully we ALL have lots and lots of FUN in the SUN in this year.
PS: Just to add to our own personal views, and our own observations, and our own sexy adventures and experiences....in the entire time that we have been going to Clothing Optional Resorts or to Nude Resorts and Nude Beaches, which is now over 30 years ( YIKES how time flies "Bi"! ) we have played with only 2 or 3 other like minded couples.
So as you can see, Swingers do not want to do it with everything that moves, as most Nudists would lead you to believe.
2 or 3 experiences over 30 plus years of going to Nude Resorts / Clothing Optional Resorts / Nude Beaches etc, does not sound like the Wild Orgy seaking / Fresh Meat Hunting / Sex Addicts that every Nudist is in Fear of.
We bet, that most Nudist couples have had more Affairs and more action over that time, than we have had in our Favourite Sport and Hobby. lol
To show you just how hypercritical Nudists really are, when it comes to Swinging and Swingers, just take a look at the Ex Owners of one of the most Famous Clothing Optional Resorts in Palm Springs.
For years, they would be sooooo Anti Swingers, and they were always looked upon as being Role Models for every Nudist and every Clothing Optional Resort out there.
If you ever Kissed in the pool you were scolded.
If you ever showed any affection at all, you were scolded.
If word ever got out that another couple were actually Swingers, they would be Black Listed etc.
They were solid standing members of every Nude Association known to mankind.
Well......it turns out, that they were actually Hard Core Swingers all along.
They sold the business to work for another Swingers Resort, for a short while, and are now making their living "Bi" shooting Hard Core Sex Videos, with her as the Star of the movies.
SHE used to be soooo Vanilla and sooooo UP TIGHT and sooooo Anti Swingers...but now, the exact and total Opposite. LOL
Its just a Shame, that they didn't admit it, way back then.
But now....they are both making up for all of that Lost FUN!
So yes.....we think that 70% of ALL Nudists are either Hard Core Swingers ( as we are ) or they are Closet / Secretive Swingers, or they are Newbie Wannabe Swingers who are just getting their feet wet.
We know one thing for sure, if you are a Nudist couple......and if you are not Swinging Together.....then one of you is Cheating on your other Mate or Spouse.
Stats say, that 70% of ALL Nudists are Swingers.
Time Flies, have as much Sexy Fun as you can, while you can!
Nudists are just Swingers..... in Denial!
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It is always fun to meet like minded couples and singles, who are on the same page as we are. Life is way too short, not to live life to its fullest, and having lots of hot naked fun in the sun, and with others. We are not into Smokers, or Party people....or Couples who need to Drink continually and excessively in order to Socialize and carry on a conversation with other couples. We Love meeting other couples, who are Professionals and QUIET and RESERVED and Discrete ....yet.....they have a little bit of a Naughty side, to them.
We are both Harley riders and love to do every thing that is involved with that sport. Whether that means going to Sturgis or Daytona Beach for their annual rallies, or just wearing my sexy Harley leather fashions and my spiked heels when we are out and about at Biker events. Did I mention that I love to ride on the Harley, with my guy, while wearing only a little sexy G String and my 6 inch spikes? lol Hey....you only live once! Love all Sports ....except for the following....HATE NBA Basketball ( Come on....anyone can play that Sport IF....you are 7' Tall ..How BORING! ) ( LOVE March Madness....its the BEST! ) Hate Soccer ( who couldn't score..into that Massively BIG Net.....it is definitely a GIRLS SPORT? ).Love Motor Sports.....Love Bike racing ( Cycling ) Tour de France type of stuff.....Love Skiing both Water and Snow....LOVE the NFL......still LOVE Lance Armstrong ya....he Cheated ....so what...they all did back then, and still do!
Action......Action and Action movies would be are favourite. I guess you could also consider Porn movies, to be some what of an Action movie, as well? lol......Rudy....Field Of Dreams - Brian's Song - A message for Joey.....Chasing Mavericks ...all Tear Jerkers movies.
Music doesn't really hold a big place in our world....but love to listen to everything, from time to time.When the sun is out, we have been know to go to a few Beach Boy or Jimmy Buffet concerts in any sunny destination, that they might be playing at.rnrnHaving said that as mentioned before .....LOVE the Beach Boys......LOVE Jimmy Buffet......ChicagoTim McGraw - Faith Hill - Toby Keith - Journey - Keith Urban - Nickel Back - AC DC - Barry Manilow LOL ....we listen to it all.
We have each other, as our own personal Heros! When it comes to people, who deserve to have the Hero bestowed on them, Pat Tilman comes to mind as a Hero and Arland Williams , the man in the Potomac River Crash, who kept on passing the Rope Ladder Off to the next person beside him, so that they could be lifted to Safety by the Chopper. He succumbed to his Fatigue and disappeared beneath the Potomac when the last person was flow out to Safety. Arland Williams ..was a True Hero