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I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'

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I said to the wife, 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed.' She said, 'But a lot of women do.' I said, 'Not bacon they don't.'

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I don't have a wife, so i don't have any jokes!

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All wives are not jokes.

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Whenever my wife started to smoke, I slowed down.

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Whenever my wife started to smoke, I slowed down.My wife complainedher bed was too old: I gave her a new bale of straw.

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Man: My wife drives like lightning. Friend: You mean fast? Man: No, she hits trees

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Who's guilty here?
One night, from a deep sleep, a dreaming wife sits upright and screams "Quick! My husband just came home"!
Her husband, sleeping next to her immediately jumps up, grabs his pants and jumps out the window.

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I took my wife to a wife swapping party. I was very disappointed. At end of the evening. Everyone insisted I had keep my own wife.

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Wanting to travel somewhere different,I asked my wife "how about Tijuana next week", "No" she replied "I don't take drugs"

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