RE: Random thoughts and jokesAfter three years of marriage, my ex was still questioning me about my past.
She PROMISED she wouldn't get angry, if I told her how many women I had slept with.
I once again trusted her.
"Okay," I said, "Let me think, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
She broke her promise and my nose.
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Post #143EvansBetterHalfUndies OnlyGet real and in the here and now, or the freak out of my face. RE: Random thoughts and jokesBumping past the garbage.....thanks again guys for the laughs
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesBumping past the garbage.....thanks again guys for the laughs
Your welcome. Thanks for the Bump.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy philosophy about a regular exercise program? No Pain - Good.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokes{Did you ever wonder why all Yoga Studios smell the way they do?}
Want to know?
While lying on your back slowly bring both of your knees slowly to your chest. oops
Repeat. oops.
30 or 40 people doing the same thing day in and day out.
Breathe deep y'all
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI tried to get my ex to do it doggie style, she said ok,
but in her version I sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Post #149ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen have two emotions:Hungry and Horny.If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Or have a sausage between two buns.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSURPRISE sex is the BEST way to wake up...unless you're in prison.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex kept bugging me to buy her a mink. Finally I said okay, on one condition. You'll have to clean the cage.
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