Most Interesting Nudist in the World

Post #1 H8clozTextile

by H8cloz Textile

Make up quotes for the Most Interesting Nudist in the World! I'll start with;
Even when he's fully clothed, he looks completely naked.
If he stands still for too long, he's mistaken for Michelangelo's David.
He has never had a tan line, anywhere, ever!
I don't always wear clothes, but when I do, I would rather be nude.
Stay naked my friends.

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Post #2 H8clozSuper Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by H8clozTextile

When he lies down on the sand, his imprint lasts forever.

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Post #3 H8clozSuper Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by H8clozTextile

Where ever he skinnydips, the water turns blue and smells of lilac and sandalwood.

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Post #4 H8clozSuper Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by H8clozTextile

Even his tan lines don't have tan lines.

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Post #5 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by ManOfWicklowTextile

I don't like talking about myself.

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Post #6 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by thomasstierneyTextile

I don't like talking about myself.Now that is funny.

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Post #7 H8clozSuper Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by H8clozTextile

His legendary modesty and solid moral fiber does not include the concept of clothing.

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Post #8 noodengr2Super Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by noodengr2Textile

He sounds naked when you talk to him on the phone.
Bored from the book Naked by David Sedaris

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Post #9 H8clozSuper Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by H8clozTextile

His webcam has been viewed by every person on Planet Earth, and some alien civilizations. No one was offended.

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Post #10 KilgoreTroutUndies Only

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by KilgoreTroutTextile

He never wears a watch because time is always on his side.

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Post #11 DesertRatUltra Nudist

RE: Most Interesting Nudist in the World

by DesertRatTextile

For AANR members; did you see the article and Pic of AANR's President, Bev Price in this month's Bulletin? She turned a boat trip to Antarctica into a nudist cruise having her nude picture taken at the coastline of Antarctica. This fulfilled her goal of visiting all of the world's continents. I sent her an e-mail nominating her as the Most Interesting Nudist in the World.

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