@PirateBob · May 23, 2017
Nude Karaoke: A True Tale. Pinetree will have first naked karaoke of season this weekend. Have invited Naked Warrior to perform. Despite his performance hot summer 2016 night. That night, 100 plus nudists. Lawn chairs. Outdoor stage. Naked singers. Some good. We push Warrior toward stage. He refuses. I offer bud Ray $5 if he gets Warrior on stage. Ray says price not high enough. Then. Surprise. Warrior on stage. SingsEiffel 65's "Blue." Lyrics = Da Bee Di. Repeat. Warrior can't remember lyrics.