@AustinJohn · Austin · Oct 7, 2024
Finally had to retire some of my short shorts - damn washer and dryer literally destroyed them. Also work my last pair to the store and the manager called me aside to say appreciate your business but your genitals are showing. I honestly almost started laughing - someone noticed!!! I got reported!! Felt like a rock star. (But don't want to go to jail.) Thankfully I can still do the night walking bottomless since one cannot tell unless really looking or I bend over - been doing several days a week.