Has anyone ever been caught? I was driving home from Charleston, SC to Asheviille, NC and got pulled over for going 78 in a 65. I slipped my boxers on as soon as I stopped the car. The office asked me why I was dressed like that ..... thank God I got a really bad sunburn, and I could use that as an excuse. He let me go with a warning :P
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- BA
Mar 3, 2010Never been caught, but came close. Actually my son and I were driving through a heavily populated downtown area and I had pulled my shorts on, but discovered while at a stop light that he was still naked!! I love going through drive thrus (like McDonalds) and drive up banking.
ReactReply - DR
Mar 10, 2010Where do I begin? I was caught by cops once. I'll admit, it got a little weird. I was driving up the interstate and a guy drove by me nude. Not to be outdone, I stripped, too. Not sure hot to prove your nude to another driver...I lifted up and flashed my dick. Pretty obvious, eh? I swear this is true...but a UPS trucker saw us both and thought it was a cruise for sex. He ALSO showed his dick, but he was arroused. To our dismay, there was an off-duty cop behind us. Not cool. He followed us for about 20 miles. The UPS'er was putting on a show, the other guy was not sure what to expect, and I'm trying to figure out what to do! I get off on an exit...the UPS guy keeps going...and the other guy gets off at my exit, too. By that point, I think he wanted something. I loop around and get back on the highway...so does the other naked guy...so does the off-duty cop. Anyway, about 3 exits down, there are about 7 patrol cars on the exit. We go by, the lights go on. Yikes. By then, I was dressed...the other dope? Still naked! Clueless. Half the cars stopped with me and half went for him. Lucky me, I got the off-duty cop, too. He never "saw" anything and it was late. They just scared the crap out of me and I went home. The fear faded...and before long, I was naked in the car again.
Let me know if you want to hear of other times.
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Jun 21, 2010I had just took an exit at 1:30am from the Interstate and onto a MD. state highway, It just happened to be an exit before the weigh station. As I am a trucker. Been driving nude for quite a while and forgot that I was nude. An unmarked followed me down the ramp. I made a left onto 75. He did too. Following to 26. I made a right , he did as well. Hmmm someone going to follow me a while, I thought. 2 miles and the lights go on. I pull over. He comes up to the semi. steps up on the runingboard, then looks directly at my crotch. I only had time to put on my shirt. If he would not have steped up on the running board and stayed on the ground I would have felt better. He asked where my pants were. I tolsd him I Had a bad case of (jock itch) and had to keep things cool. Then he got my license and cabcard, Ins.card. Went back to his car and on the 2 way for a while. Then came back to me . In the mean while I got my pants on and boots. He asked me to step out of the truck. I did. He got wide eyed when he saw me in clothes. Did he think I was that stupid ? He got me for a log book violation. I went hired a lawer, and told the lawer everything. He told me no swet!. I beet the violatin becauls the officer was a rookie and not yet qualified to do and DOT. inspections or even look at my log book. Any way I beet it.
ReactReply - MEMemberNov 18, 2010He was probably on the radio to his buddies and wanted you to step out to film you on the dash-cam. [quote]I had just took an exit at 1:30am from the Interstate and onto a MD. state highway, It just happened to be an exit before the weigh station. As I am a trucker. Been driving nude for quite a while and forgot that I was nude. An unmarked followed me down the ramp. I made a left onto 75. He did too. Following to 26. I made a right , he did as well. Hmmm someone going to follow me a while, I thought. 2 miles and the lights go on. I pull over. He comes up to the semi. steps up on the runingboard, then looks directly at my crotch. I only had time to put on my shirt. If he would not have steped up on the running board and stayed on the ground I would have felt better. He asked where my pants were. I tolsd him I Had a bad case of (jock itch) and had to keep things cool. Then he got my license and cabcard, Ins.card. Went back to his car and on the 2 way for a while. Then came back to me . In the mean while I got my pants on and boots. He asked me to step out of the truck. I did. He got wide eyed when he saw me in clothes. Did he think I was that stupid ? He got me for a log book violation. I went hired a lawer, and told the lawer everything. He told me no swet!. I beet the violatin becauls the officer was a rookie and not yet qualified to do and DOT. inspections or even look at my log book. Any way I beet it.[/quote]ReactReply
- OL
Jan 19, 2011Yes but not by the police. I had ditced my clothes (so no chance of a cover up) and arrived home to find the naighbour washing his car next to where I park. He bekoned me in so no escape. It was just aftre christmas and, as I got out of the car his wife came and asked for suggestions for disposing of her christmas tree. We apoke a little later and they made no mention of it. They are great neighbours, but not nudists.
ReactReply - AR
Aug 21, 2011I've never been caught which is a good thing. The minute I take my clothes off in the car I get an instantaneous erection and it stays that way until I put my clothes back on.
Does anyone else have this "problem?"ReactReply - NU
Aug 26, 2011I was driving back from the official nude beach a few months ago. Being it was week day and I was enjoying the nude time so much I decided to remain nude and drive to another one of my favorite spots for some nude time in the dunes. I put my clothes in the back of my truck and was on my way. I was pulled over to the side of the road trying to get my CD player to actually do what I wanted it to. When I senced a car had pulled up behind me. I first paniced thinking it was the police but it turned out to be a coworker from work. She had noticed me on the side of the road and was going to ask me something work related. I guess their are times you just have to grin and bare it so to speak as I could not get to my clothes. When she arrived at the window I had dcided to go with the classic "Hi ya" as my welcome line. I went on to say I was coming from the nude beach and decided to go to the dunes for an afternoon. She was really cool about it and said if she did not have plans she would love to try it and join me. I will keep that in mind for future refrence. All in all it worked out fine.
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Jun 18, 2013YES! While driving back home to Miami from Key West nude, I was just getting off the Overseas Highway (US1) and up the ramp where the Florida's Turnpike begins--top down--going 90mph (145km/h) in my nice German auto and loving the music.Then I see a State Patrol Sgt. with his laser-gun and about 12 other trooper cars... basically he was clocking us and sending a uniformed to get us! And he did.I was nude, barefoot and all. I did have a sarong under me to keep me from sticking to the leather seats in the Florida heat.As I was trying to get it around me enough to cover my bits--he got on his speaker and told me to "step around behind the vehicle." THEY NEVER DO THAT!I watched him in the mirror--as he was entering my car's data into the PC and looking down, I step out naked onto the Turnpike and wrap my sarong around me. Then in my sarong and flip-flops, stepped behind my car, in-between the two vehicles.He steps out of his car; OMG! He's like out of a Tom of Finland illustration! This 6'3" black cop with a tiny square waist, bubble butt, and a giant "V"-shaped chest with his beige uniform sprayed on him. My eyes must have gotten huge!As we're standing and talking, every car that wizzes by, added by the heat from his running vehicle, makes my sarong blow up and totally gives him a view of all-of-me!Then he says, "If I'd known you were naked, I would have let you remain in your car!" "I'm not naked", I replied with an internal giggle.I received my ticket and a smile with a wink, and off I drove to Miami. I was headed overseas the next day, so I dropped-off the ticket at my lawyers and went to the airport. About 2-weeks later, while I was still out, I got an email from my lawyer. He asked me what I had done to this cop? All the data was reversed or just plain wrong! Thus, voiding the ticket.See, getting caught driving naked can be a good thing!
ReactReply - MEMemberJul 15, 2014Yes I wasReactReply
- MEMemberJul 16, 2014Yes I have been seen naked driving my car a couple of times. Last one was almost a month back in May 14, I was driving from Birmingham Airport to Rugby. It was late in the evening and getting dark. Not much traffic on the road so I decided to strip and drive.
As I stopped at a signal, a cyclist passed by and stopped next to my window. He looked at my side and saw me naked. He glimpsed and moved ahead but again turned back to look twice towards me as he moved his cycle across the road.ReactReply - FA
Jul 16, 2014I drove from New Orleans (Yeah, Mardi Gras time.. lol) to St. Louis MO. totally nude. And yes. a few truckers blew their air horns, whether in appreciation or to show their anger, I don't know. ( I did have sense enough to cover up some when passing vans or pick ups) About 20 miles from Memphis I spy a Highway Patrol car, full lights and siren bearing down on me. I had no time to reach for my shorts, since they'd fallen on the passenger side floor. I did manage t shirt over my crotch. He saunters up and says, " I got a complaint that a naked man was driving the highway. You wouldn't know anything about that now, would you?" Ummmm (remember just a t shirt in my lap) "No officer, I sure don't!!" lol. He winked, said, make sure you don't show that thing to a bus load of kids! I might have to give u a ticket for that. Happy Mardi Gras!" and he left, smiling and shaking his head.ReactReply - FL
Mar 18, 2015Nope, never caught. But two nude drives is not a lot to brag about.
The first time was when returning home to South Florida from a long road trip. My last stretch was across I-75 Alligator Alley from the Naples side of the state. It was about ten at night, thus dark out. I disrobed in a secluded area of the first Alligator Alley rest stop, got into my car and enjoyed a naked drive until reaching home.
My second nude drive was going home from the nude Haulover Beach, about a 40 minute drive. It was the 4th of July and a sudden rain storm formed. Everybody was soaked by the time they got back to their cars, including me. So I quickly stripped next to my car (even though nudity is a no-no in the parking lot) and drove home with a towel handy if needed.ReactReply - OLMar 18, 2015I've been caught three times recently to my knowledge (no doubt there are others).
Last summer I was on the long drive from Lisbon to the Algarve in Portugal using the main A2 motorway. I stripped well before entering the motorway, putting all my clothes in the back of my car. I forgot about the toll booth as I left the motorway about three hours later. Those toll booths are set high and the lady had a clear view down into my car. I had made a token gesture putting a scrap of cloth over my bits but it was obvious I was completely naked. I added to my embarrassment by not having the cash to pay the toll. So we had a long conversation as she got all my details. I heard nothing afterwards.
Another time I found a traditional barn in the Yorkshire Dales, near home. There are few of these barns still in good repair so I went in and took some photos, naked. Their village neighbourhood watch woman had seen me and reported me to the farmer who was waiting by my car and reported me to the police. Sure enough there was a knock on the door when I got home. I admitted taking the photos to the local policeman on my doorstep. Reassured that it was me (an upright citizen) he happily went away.
Just a week ago I was driving naked and got caught up in a roadside survey. The policeman controlling the traffic could clearly see I was naked so I wasn't selected for interview. And he was busy directing traffic.
So I've been very lucky so far.ReactReply - RE
Mar 30, 2015[quote]Has anyone ever been caught? I was driving home from Charleston, SC to Asheviille, NC and got pulled over for going 78 in a 65. I slipped my boxers on as soon as I stopped the car. The office asked me why I was dressed like that ..... thank God I got a really bad sunburn, and I could use that as an excuse. He let me go with a warning :P[/quote] No, Not Yet. I will drive to work at 5:45 AM with my pants and underwear down to my ankles. I have driven naked a few times at 2:00 AM around the neighborhood. I have left the house at that time once before completely naked, no clothes with me, left them in the apt. I drove around for about 15 to 20 Minutes naked. I go Hiking naked at a local Nature Preserves.ReactReply
