I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 27, 2017
90% of being married is just shouting "What" from other rooms.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 31, 2017
Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 10, 2017
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION.........OH who am I kidding, follow me I know a shortcut.
تفاعلرد - JO
Feb 10, 2017[quote]LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION.........OH who am I kidding, follow me I know a shortcut.[/quote] LOL. All good onesتفاعلرد - ععضوFeb 10, 2017
+1 for 'all good ones'. Especially 'Lead Me Not into Temptation'. lmnao at that one.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 14, 2017
The most shocking thing about our human sex organs is that people are shocked by them.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 16, 2017
Only when the tide does out, do you discover who's been swimming naked.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 17, 2017
Do not take life to seriously..... You will never get out of it alive.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 21, 2017
The Truth will set you free..........but first, it will piss you off.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 22, 2017
YES, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign.............I just didn't see you.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 23, 2017
I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 24, 2017
Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 26, 2017
Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 28, 2017
I wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 1, 2017
I need to go on a medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.
تفاعلرد - TR
Mar 2, 2017[quote]If you can't convince them........ confuse them.[/quote] I think that is the motto of our elected officials. :)تفاعلرد - LA
Mar 3, 2017[quote]If you can't convince them........ confuse them.[/quote] If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 3, 2017
My goal this weekend... is to move just enough... so people don't think I'm dead.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 5, 2017
Today I was a hero... I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 6, 2017
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 7, 2017
The Right to be heard dose not include the Right to be taken seriously.
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