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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  May 5, 2017

  Life is too short to be so serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll be glad to laugh at you.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 29, 2017

  Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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  Lakeman221

  Jun 30, 2017

  [quote]Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.[/quote] No one is TOTALLY useless, they can always serve as a bad example.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 30, 2017

  I really don't mind coming in to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jul 21, 2017

  As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 11, 2017

  I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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  HairyRich

  Aug 11, 2017

  My day starts backwards.......
  I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 15, 2017

  I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...... but by then it was too late!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 21, 2017

  Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid.....but it can muffle the sound.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 24, 2017

  Ha! I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 29, 2017

  At my age, "Getting Lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!

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  HairyRich

  Aug 29, 2017

  Nice one Bill :D

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Sep 1, 2017

  I don't suffer from insanity...... I enjoy every minute of it!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Sep 7, 2017

  Good friends don't let you do stupid things....... alone!

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  Qman420

  Sep 9, 2017

  Very true

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Sep 11, 2017

  If people could read my mind.... I would get punched in the face a lot!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Sep 25, 2017

  Some friends come and go, like the waves on the ocean..... but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Sep 29, 2017

  Between two evils... I always pick the one I never tried before!!!

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  ollygrumps

  Oct 2, 2017

  If you're not in bed by midnight - go home

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Oct 5, 2017

  I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!!

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  Lakeman221

  Oct 6, 2017

  [quote]I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!![/quote] All in the interest of continuing education, of course, right?

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Oct 13, 2017

  Life is short....smile while you still have teeth!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Oct 17, 2017

  Have you ever noticed that a woman's.......... I'll be ready in 5 minutes,
  and a man's......... I'll be home in 5 minutes,
  Are exactly the same!!

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  traildoc

  Oct 18, 2017

  Wait till I tell my wife this one. I better be ready to duck.

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