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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Oct 24, 2017

  There is no need to repeat yourself..... I ignored you just fine the first time.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Oct 31, 2017

  Me Behave?........Seriously?

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Nov 8, 2017

  Real friends show me their Boobs.....True friends let me touch them.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Nov 11, 2017

  I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, that is if I die next Thursday.

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  HairyRich

  Nov 11, 2017

  Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.

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  HairyRich

  Nov 11, 2017

  My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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  Lakeman221

  Nov 11, 2017

  [quote]Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.[/quote] Or thinking it's Thursday when it's actually Friday, and going in to work the next day.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Nov 14, 2017

  If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Nov 17, 2017

  If you see me smiling , it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty...If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Nov 28, 2017

  When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and Keep Away From Children... just like it says on the bottle.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 7, 2017

  If you think nobody cares if you're still alive.... Try Missing a couple of payments!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 12, 2017

  I know the voices aren't real....but man do they come up with some great ideas.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 13, 2017

  I have mixed drinks about feeling...

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 15, 2017

  I just saw 3 people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 18, 2017

  Exercise makes you look better naked...so does Tequila....your choice..

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 20, 2017

  All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips..

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 27, 2017

  Admit it....Life would be so boring without me.....

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Dec 29, 2017

  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!!

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jan 2, 2018

  I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jan 8, 2018

  The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.

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  Lakeman221

  Jan 8, 2018

  [quote]The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.[/quote] The only thing I like about winter is......the end of it.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jan 11, 2018

  Patience:::What you have when there are too many witnesses.

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  traildoc

  Jan 11, 2018

  How true.

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  Lakeman221

  Jan 12, 2018

  [quote]Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!![/quote] I saw an Internet picture of a bumper sticker on a car that read "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me". ........LOL

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