I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 4, 2019
I made a huge to-do list for today.... I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 5, 2019
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... it scared the hell out of me.. so starting today no more reading.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 9, 2019
I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.... I really thought you already knew!
تفاعلرد - OL
Apr 9, 2019Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up and get a refill.
تفاعلرد - LA
Apr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.[/quote] I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.تفاعلرد - GG
Apr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill. I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.[/quote] If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.تفاعلرد - OLApr 10, 2019[quote]Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have. If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.[/quote] That does include the local pub - sometimesتفاعلرد
- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 11, 2019
Don't you hate those emails about penis enhancers.. l got ten of them today...eight of them from my girlfriend!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 15, 2019
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 19, 2019
I bet all you short people get really excited when you hit your head on something.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 22, 2019
I finally quit drinking for good.......... Now I drink for evil!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 25, 2019
I like to whisper romantic things after sex..... Like, hey! go home! or what is your name?
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 2, 2019
There are two theories to arguing with a woman........ Neither work!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 6, 2019
I love being married....it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 7, 2019
I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what l'm saying.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 8, 2019
It's only Wednesday, and I'm presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 14, 2019
I don't want anyone to think l'm an Asshole.... l want them to be 100% sure about it.(l)
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 17, 2019
If showing up in a robe and a tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how casual Fridays actually works.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 20, 2019
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 30, 2019
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case... coincidence?..l don't think so!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 2, 2019
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.. the police called indecent exposure.. but whatever
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