I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- FU
Mar 25, 2020Id like to cancel my three month trial of 2020. Not impressed. Do not recommend.
تفاعلرد - FUMar 26, 2020
A look forward to the December 2020 baby boom
Most popular baby names:
1) Charmin
2) Coronaتفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 30, 2020
I tried to donate blood today, but they were asking so many questions, whose blood is it? Where did you get it? And why is it in a bucket?
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 7, 2020
A lot of kids are starting to wonder why they haven't seen their uncles...
Now that dad is home.تفاعلرد - FUApr 8, 2020
Wine can help prevent getting the Coronavirus.
Hold a glass in each hand so youre much less likely to touch your face.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 10, 2020
I have watched so many crime shows that when l turn off the TV... l wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 17, 2020
My trash man thinks he is funny... he just left an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
تفاعلرد - 1N
Apr 17, 2020Mine knows money is tight and I don't like to waste; so he brings the half empty bottles.
تفاعلرد - JN
Apr 29, 2020Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
She replied I have a perfect right.
He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورApr 30, 2020
The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 8, 2020
My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.
تفاعلرد - FUMay 8, 2020
Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 9, 2020
Why the Hell are LED headlights legal? I'm glad you can see into the future with your bright ass headlights, but your blinding the rest of us.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 17, 2020
If you see me out for a run, Please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 28, 2020
Note from wife...Hey Sweetie, was called to work, dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on...Love you xxx
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 5, 2020
If a man says he will fix it, he will...there is no need remind him every 6 months
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 6, 2020
I used to date a girl who had a parrot, dam thing never shut up, but the parrot was cool though.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 10, 2020
Please let me have 3 shots of Grey Goose, or would it be Grey Geese? What the hell, give me a flock of Vodka.
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