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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 25, 2020

  I asked my girlfriend to bring me a screwdriver, she asked me, Flathead, Phillips, or Vodka... And that was when l knew she was the one.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 26, 2020

  Just bought some condoms and the casher asked if i needed a bag, l said No, she's not that ugly.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 29, 2020

  I finally found my girl friends G-Spot...Turns out it was in her sister the whole time.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jun 30, 2020

  While l sip my coffee in the morning, l think about all the people l'm going to piss off today, then l smile.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jul 9, 2020

  Since l found out make up sex was better than regular sex... now all l do is start shit.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jul 13, 2020

  No, you haven't gained that much weight during the quarantine, so keep your chin up..no the other one.

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 13, 2020

  [quote]No, you haven't gained that much weight during the quarantine, so keep your chin up..no the other one.[/quote]

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 14, 2020

  Thats a good one, Ill take care about asking for your advice. ;)

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jul 17, 2020

  GUYS...when a woman is mad and yelling, just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down.

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  1nakedfarmer

  Jul 17, 2020

  Try telling that to my wife!

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  Barefoot5977

  Jul 18, 2020

  Ill let someone else try that one and get back with us. If he can...

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  FullSun

  Jul 19, 2020

  First it was alcohol kills COVID. Then it was heat may kill COVID. Now direct sunlight may kill COVID. So, if you see me out in my yard drunk, naked, and laying in the sun, mind your own business. Im conducting important medical experiments .

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  Scot1954

  Jul 19, 2020

  We thank you for your service.

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  Barefoot5977

  Jul 19, 2020

  Full sun, I think maybe the combination works best. I havent had it, so.......

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Jul 23, 2020

  Everytime a woman shaves and doesn't get laid...a unicorn dies.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 4, 2020

  Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?

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  Gordy57

  Aug 4, 2020

  [quote]Should marriage licenses expire and have to be renewed like all other state licenses?[/quote]
  
  Not a bad idea ;-) A lot cheaper way out than a divorce, just don't renew :-0

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  Sinbad17

  Aug 5, 2020

  However, Confucius did say, "Man who beats off behind car have hot rod!"

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• GO

  

  Gordy57

  Aug 5, 2020

  Lookout girls here comes two nuts and a hot rod ;-)

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 7, 2020

  Do to Political Correctness.. Dick Van Dyke has changed his name to....Penis Truck Lesbian.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 13, 2020

  And just like that.... having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheathing and rope in your trunk is okay.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 18, 2020

  Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In Memory of faces burried there.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 20, 2020

  Where is Morgan Freeman in 2020, shouldn't he be narrating this shit or something.

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  2hangfreeOriginal Poster

  Aug 28, 2020

  Asked my wife if l could use toys during sex..Shoulda seen her face when l rolled my Hotwheel car across her titties.

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