I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 15, 2020
Her.. how long before l am able to have a normal sex life again doctor? Dr.. no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.
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Oct 19, 2020Ive got to go to the eye doctor, they better not tell me Ive got 20 20 vision....Ive seen enough of 2020 to know its not good.
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Oct 20, 2020"He must have fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 22, 2020
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.
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Oct 22, 2020[quote]It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.[/quote] And if you survive, for your birthday are you going to leave out copies of Penthouse and Playboy?ReactReply - SI
Oct 22, 2020[quote]It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.[/quote] CLASSICReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 25, 2020
Just got accepted in a porn movie role.. l'm the husband going to work.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterOct 31, 2020
Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 1, 2020
I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried
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Nov 1, 2020[quote]I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried[/quote] Obviously she had it in for that cow.ReactReply - N0
Nov 2, 2020[quote]Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.[/quote] "Once you've seen one woman naked.......you want to see the rest of them naked." R.W.ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 6, 2020
Wife: honey the vacuum isn't sucking.....Husband: frustrating isn't it!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 6, 2020
I'm kind of like a finger in the ass... I'm either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 10, 2020
Everyone's complaining about people having their Christmas Tree up early..Hell, l'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day!
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 12, 2020
If anyone is alone with no one to spend Thanksgiving with please let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 17, 2020
No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how l know this.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterNov 19, 2020
What happens after you die..... Lots of things....... They just don't involve you.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterDec 1, 2020
I just got my first date of the Year lined up. I mean it's a court date, but it's still a date and I'm dressing up.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterDec 3, 2020
I went to the Doctor and found out l'm not Bipolar, apparently l'm just an Asshole.
ReactReply - 2H2hangfreeOriginal PosterDec 8, 2020
Two of my friends have never met each other. Before they spoke, I told both of them that the other was a bit deaf. They shouted at each other for a few minutes before they realized I'm just an asshole.
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