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2hangfree

Todays Nude Joke

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Posted Nov 30, 2016

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2hangfree
2hangfreeOriginal Poster
Nov 30, 2016

I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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  • FU
    FullSun
    Mar 25, 2020

    Id like to cancel my three month trial of 2020. Not impressed. Do not recommend.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Mar 25, 2020

    Has anyone tried throwing a virgin in a volcano yet?

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  • FU
    FullSun
    Mar 26, 2020

    A look forward to the December 2020 baby boom
    Most popular baby names:
    1) Charmin
    2) Corona

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Mar 30, 2020

    I tried to donate blood today, but they were asking so many questions, whose blood is it? Where did you get it? And why is it in a bucket?

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Apr 7, 2020

    A lot of kids are starting to wonder why they haven't seen their uncles...
    Now that dad is home.

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  • FU
    FullSun
    Apr 8, 2020

    Wine can help prevent getting the Coronavirus.
    Hold a glass in each hand so youre much less likely to touch your face.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Apr 10, 2020

    I have watched so many crime shows that when l turn off the TV... l wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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  • NA
    nakedNH
    Apr 10, 2020

    Like that one.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Apr 17, 2020

    My trash man thinks he is funny... he just left an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

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  • 1N
    1nakedfarmer
    Apr 17, 2020

    Mine knows money is tight and I don't like to waste; so he brings the half empty bottles.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Apr 23, 2020

    I'm starting to miss people l don't even like.

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  • JO
    johnbuff3
    Apr 23, 2020

    Love it!!

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  • JN
    JnM_MS
    Apr 29, 2020

    Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
    A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
    The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
    She replied I have a perfect right.
    He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Apr 30, 2020

    The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    May 8, 2020

    My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.

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  • FU
    FullSun
    May 8, 2020

    Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    May 9, 2020

    Why the Hell are LED headlights legal? I'm glad you can see into the future with your bright ass headlights, but your blinding the rest of us.

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  • DA
    Dandyhound
    May 9, 2020

    Ditto I hate them too

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    May 17, 2020

    If you see me out for a run, Please kill whatever the hell is chasing me.

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    May 28, 2020

    Note from wife...Hey Sweetie, was called to work, dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on...Love you xxx

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    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    May 30, 2020

    Wife.....l'm Pissed!----Husband....Again or Still?

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Jun 5, 2020

    If a man says he will fix it, he will...there is no need remind him every 6 months

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Jun 6, 2020

    I used to date a girl who had a parrot, dam thing never shut up, but the parrot was cool though.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Jun 10, 2020

    Please let me have 3 shots of Grey Goose, or would it be Grey Geese? What the hell, give me a flock of Vodka.

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