I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 10, 2020
Stop. Drop and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid...l really thought l'd be on fire alot more that this as an adult.
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Guy's.... if you're over 40...it's time to leave them young girls alone and get a woman who understands the signs of a stroke..
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Dec 12, 2020I'm Fragile, but not like a flower, more like a bomb!
Youth and strength are no match for old age and treachery.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 15, 2020
My wife and I decided we don't want to have children........ We will be telling them tonight at dinner.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 18, 2020
My doctor said I need professional help..... so I'm going to start with a chef, a butler and a maid.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 22, 2020
If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.
ReagierenAntworten - GODec 23, 2020[quote]If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas, get her a deck of cards, she will laugh and laugh.[/quote]
It seems my wife and mother disagree with that!!! OOP's ;-) Here's what my uncle had to say ;-) [quote]My lady friends would make diamond marks in my head with anything handy!!!!!!!!!! :-))[/quote]ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 5, 2021
Where do people in hell tell other people to go?
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Jan 6, 2021A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 12, 2021
Sometimes my biggest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
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Jan 12, 2021I knew a few guys who couldn't make it out of fire school because they learned that too well.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 13, 2021
The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seem like a missed opportunity.
ReagierenAntworten - EDJan 14, 2021
I don't know any nudists that have looked in the mirror and wondered "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 14, 2021
If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 15, 2021
Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?
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Jan 16, 2021[quote]Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?[/quote] Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka.ReagierenAntworten - EDJan 16, 2021[quote]Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs? Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka.[/quote] Remember, that's for small eggs, increase the amount vodka accordingly if using medium, large or jumbo eggs...ReagierenAntworten
- LAJan 16, 2021[quote]Good morning, does anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?Typically it's 3 shots per egg if using 80 proof vodka. Remember, that's for small eggs, increase the amount vodka accordingly if using medium, large or jumbo eggs...[/quote] For ostrich eggs use half of a fifth per egg, unless making an omelet, in which case go ahead and use the whole fifth. If making the omelet, then mix up some orange juice to go with it and add a liberal amount of tequila , grenadine is optional though. Breakfast of Champions.ReagierenAntworten
- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 19, 2021
Sir, I say sir...... You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 21, 2021
I should be ashamed of myself... lets be clear... l'm not... but l should be.
ReagierenAntworten - LAJan 21, 2021[quote]Sir, I say sir...... You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication.[/quote] Nah!, just enhancing it's capabilities.ReagierenAntworten
- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 24, 2021
If l'm ever known as "The one that got away" it will be from an asylum.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserJan 26, 2021
Being married is just saying what do you want for dinner back and forth until one of you is dead
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Jan 27, 2021So real! And COVID has made it more challenging as we can't just run to a favorite restaurant with a menu to choose from!
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