I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeAutor originalDec 27, 2018
For Christmas l got a set of batteries with a note saying toy not included.
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Dec 27, 2018haha - wow! Happy Holidays from accross the bridge in Annapolis!
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 3, 2019
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 8, 2019
I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age or for Bingo night.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 11, 2019
it's a beautiful day! I think I will skip my meds and stir shit up!
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 14, 2019
Since it started snowing, my husband is standing in front of the window and watching...if the snow gets much worse, l might let him inside the house.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 16, 2019
The police came to my house and said that my dog chased someone on a bike. I said, you must be mistaken officer, my dog doesn't have a bike.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 17, 2019
The police sent me a picture of me speeding. So I sent them a picture of a check.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 26, 2019
It does not matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty... there is clearly room for more wine!
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 26, 2019
Thanks Lee, It's fun to look for and find a funny quote or a good joke, everyone needs a good laugh.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 29, 2019
A snow day is only bad news if you forgot to run to the liquor store.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 30, 2019
Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched!
ReaccionarResponder - MIMiembroJan 30, 2019
Amen!!
ReaccionarResponder - LA
Jan 31, 2019[quote]Warning... After this winter, the first person to complain it's too hot this summer, will get punched![/quote] From the reports of the temps up north, I would say "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table".ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJan 31, 2019
It's so cold out.... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
ReaccionarResponder - 1N
Jan 31, 2019Man, that's cold!
I thought it was bad here when the icicle formed while taking a leak outside this morning!ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 5, 2019
Just remember if we get caught..... your deaf and I don't speak English.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 11, 2019
If your girlfriend asks you what you look for in a relationship... apparently, a way out, is not the right answer.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 14, 2019
For Valentine's Day my wife suggested that we go on a date night, but unfortunately I could not find one on such short notice, so we're just going to stay home and watch TV.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 15, 2019
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy...but l do admire your total commitmend to it.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 17, 2019
Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need... better to be safe than sober.
ReaccionarResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalFeb 20, 2019
I didn't fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.
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