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• AU

  

  aunstag

  Apr 26, 2018

  If they really ARE out to get you -- YOU'RE NOT PARANOID!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 11, 2018

  Age gets better with wine!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 16, 2018

  I hate when l think l'm buying organic vegetables and when l get home they are just regular donuts.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 23, 2018

  In my defense, l was left unsupervised!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 25, 2018

  MARRIAGE......when dating goes too far!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  May 31, 2018

  Everyday l struggle between I want to look good naked and pizza. Pizza is winning.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 1, 2018

  Deja Poo.....The feeling that you've heard this crap before

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• AD

  

  adiffpath4me

  Jun 2, 2018

  Awesome!

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Jun 2, 2018

  VuJa De, the feeling that this has never happened to you before.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 7, 2018

  Always swim nude.... Sharks hate to peel their food.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 11, 2018

  Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, then there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 15, 2018

  Tonight's forecast....... 99% chance of wine.

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• WO

  woodcarver

  Jun 17, 2018

  I've liked the line since I heard Hank Williams Senior sing it.

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• WO

  woodcarver

  Jun 17, 2018

  I've liked that line since I first heard Hank Williams Sr sing it.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 19, 2018

  I may look like I'm having Deep Thoughts...... but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what l'm going to eat later.

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• MI

  Miembro

  Jun 19, 2018

  [quote]I may look like I'm having Deep Thoughts...... but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what l'm going to eat later.[/quote] LOL Sounds so much like me!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 21, 2018

  SORRY....Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 25, 2018

  You never realize how boring your life is...until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 26, 2018

  It seems the older I get the meaner I get.... soon I may start biting people.

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• HA

  

  HairyRich

  Jun 26, 2018

  Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jun 29, 2018

  Would you like to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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• NA

  

  nanciboi985

  Jun 29, 2018

  Yes, please! Have a great day, bud! ;)

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jul 3, 2018

  If you think you're too small to be effective, then you've never been in the dark with a mosquito.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jul 6, 2018

  Sorry I missed your call, I took too long to answer because I was dancing to the ringtone.

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